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		<title>Pink, it was love at first sight&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Girl In Purple, she wasn&#8217;t the only one. I don&#8217;t know what I did but on my first day there were 4 women. I mean what the fuck man. It&#8217;s confusing. Sometimes you are attractive for some women and then it&#8217;s years of not that attractive and then all of a sudden it&#8217;s like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 250px"><img class=" " title="Pretty in pink" src="http://gonzo.dontscrewwith.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pink-rubber-puppet-l.jpg" alt="Pretty in pink" width="240" height="420" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Pretty in pink</p></div>
<p>The Girl In Purple, she wasn&#8217;t the only one. I don&#8217;t know what I did but on my first day there were 4 women. I mean what the fuck man. It&#8217;s confusing. Sometimes you are attractive for some women and then it&#8217;s years of not that attractive and then all of a sudden it&#8217;s like you&#8217;ve been given a jolt and everything seems to be working fine.</p>
<p>But when lightening strikes it feels like you can&#8217;t go wrong at all. And that&#8217;s pretty much how I felt.</p>
<p>The Girl In Purple was still around with her friends.  Their place in the corner of the room had the reputation of  &#8220;Hottest chicks of the workfloor sit here!&#8221; And it&#8217;s true, all the hot chicks sat in that particular corner. Well most of them anyway.</p>
<p>There were two up front and nearby the place I sat. One girl was the Girl In Pink.</p>
<p>By this time I had the reputation of womanizer at work. Not the best reputation but I don&#8217;t have the luxury of choosing. I would have preferred Superman. Or Batman.  Anything but that lousy name of womanizer. I mean please&#8230;Not what I do at all and definitely not representative of who I am. It&#8217;s really annoying come to think of it.</p>
<p>The girl in pink, now that was a beast. I am pretty sure of it. She&#8217;s a fucking hot blonde. With a fucking hot ass and she was in the mood for a flirt.</p>
<p>So was I!</p>
<p>&#8220;So I hear that you are not allowed to flirt anymore at work&#8230;&#8221;, she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you trying to take away my manhood?&#8221;, I asked.</p>
<p>We kept flirting but the moment we wanted to exchange spit an image popped up in my mind.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am sorry, I can&#8217;t&#8230;I am apparently with someone&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;She doesn&#8217;t have to know, now does she&#8230;&#8221;, she replied.</p>
<p>An uncomfortable silence followed&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;But I would know&#8230;and I still like my 8 hours of sleep at night&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s really too bad.</p>
<p>Funny how the conversation only took 5 mins before we were ready to jump in each other&#8217;s arms.</p>
<p>One of my colleagues who was sitting nearby and overheard us gave me the look as if he was thinking &#8220;wow, he is good&#8230;&#8221;. I was trying to hold back my laughter but I got to admit that it was a funny one.</p>
<p>My colleagues looked at me when I came back at the lunch table.</p>
<p>&#8220;Ofcourse he is quiet. He is still enjoying his flirt.&#8221;</p>
<p>I remembered a thing that happened a while ago with some other chick which was similar.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hey baby, I fuck on a first date&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Great&#8230;we have something in common..&#8221;</p>
<p>I still have no idea what her name is or where she is from. All I know that at that moment in time, I was ready to fuck her and so was she.</p>
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