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		<title>The Subway Jackoff</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading the news today and found some bizarre news. A man from Sudan, dubbed by the media as the &#8220;Subway Jackoff&#8221;, was convicted to paying €451. What happened was that the guy got horny and started to jackoff in the subway. He held a 13 year old boy close to him while he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was reading the news today and found some bizarre news.</p>
<p>A man from Sudan, dubbed by the media as the &#8220;Subway Jackoff&#8221;, was convicted to paying €451.</p>
<p>What happened was that the guy got horny and started to jackoff in the subway. He held a 13 year old boy close to him while he did that. He shot his cum all over the pants, backpack and shoes. Yuck!</p>
<p>Using the video of the surveillance camera the man was caught by the police. He denied allegations at first but admitted to his crime later. Apparently a few girls came standing too close to him and he got horny.  The man was arrested and the police found a concealed weapon as well.</p>
<p>It makes you wonder what kind of social life this man has. Jacking off in subways? Spoiling his spunk all over a 13 year old kid?  But that&#8217;s Belgium for you, I guess.</p>
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