She told me she had trouble running. Was afraid that the boobs might slap her face. I told her they’d make good in any strip bar.  Hilarity ensued.

I asked her if she wanted to have my professional opinion on her breasts. In order to get a free pro consult, all she had to do was unbutton on her shirt. From a man’s POV, she was very boobilicious.

Anyone called for inspection?

“But that wouldn’t be good enough”, she replied. “It wouldnt be an accurate one if it doesnt include the very important part of the rating called feeling.”

“Well I use all my 5 senses to make a good rating, eyes is the first of them “, I insisted.

“Yeah but it’s part of the job. U have to feel them at least. Lick them. Smell them.”

“Hmm, see but looking at them comes first.The licking and smelling comes afterwards.”

“I thought feeling them comes second?”

“As long as seeing them comes first, I dont care about the rest of the order but that’s just my professional opinion.”

“Then we should try a different approach blindfold you and make you rate them by using the other senses.”

I was open to that idea. I mean why the fuck not.

“You feel like evaluating them tonight ?”

“My hands are free so why not…”

“I dont only need  your hands. That wouldnt be  accurate enough. I need your entire focus.”

“Ofcourse , I am sure the rest of my body is available too.”

“It would be funny to blindfold you. I bet U’d hate losing control…”

We talked threesomes too. Maybe next time, her friend would be interested she said….