Lots of hot chicks walked by us and our eyes didn’t get much rest and seriously: Ignoring the kind of beauty passing us by would be a serious crime.

My little cousin joined us, he is a witty 18 year old boy who wanted to spend more time with his big cousin.  So we let him join and have a few drinks.  Non alcoholic beverages for him and the alcohol for us.  As we sat there and talked he saw his former teacher.

We looked and saw a hot chick sitting at the table enjoying her drink and talks with her friends or colleagues.

“Hey would you look at that! It is my former teacher.”

“Wow, wouldn’t mind having detention with her!!”

“Me either.”

I couldn’t figure out what she was to them but I do know that she looked hot.  My friend couldn’t his eyes off of her until hotter chicks came by.

My cousin told that he almost scored her during one of the schoolparties. I was laughing my ass off, an 18 year old boy almost scoring his hot teacher. That’s like a wet dream not cumming so ultimately sexually frustrating.

I saw one of my former classmates who now owns the bar next to where we sat.  She surely has turned out to be a beautiful woman.  I told my friend Billy the Kid and my cousin that I knew her. They wouldn’t believe me.

“I really do know her, she was in my class.”

“Yah right….”

“I am serious..!”

“What is her name then big shot? Huh!?”

“Monique.”

So Billy and my cousin asked her if her name was Monique and to their surprise she asked how they knew her name. And they pointed at me and with a big grin because I had won this round I said hello to her. It was a long time ago but she vaguely remembered and I won a free beer.

While we hopped to another bar with more hot chicks my cousin left us.  Billy the Kid and I were on our own once again. Billy’s gun was about to blaze but would the bullets actually reach the target or better yet: targets?  While Billy kept shooting he wasn’t actually accurate in his shootings as he hit nothing.  Just a few talks but no phone# or whatever else.  The girls he talked to weren’t single. Neither one of them. Billy should learn how to aim instead of just randomly shoot.

Hitman

The beers just kept coming and I was drunk as can be.  Hadn’t drank much lately so my alcohol tolerance was way down too, mixed with a big phat joint I smoked before we went out I was beat. And my friend stilled wanted to a nightclub. I stood there in the nightclub fucked up more than usual. The alcohol and pot and all the rest of the beers, I just couldn’t take it anymore.

It wasn’t long before my friend decided to go home but not before we grab something to eat.

A few hot girls in short skirts walked in and one of them went to the bathroom and the other said: I am going to sit with you.  Hey be my guest. We talked for a little while and turns out she is 17 or 18 or something.  And just when the convo got interesting the girl had to go because her friend was done in the bathroom.

And that is when, what is possibly the weirdest experience of my entire life, got started.  There were a few more people in the restaurant , a girl and 3 guys.  They were all friends and the fat kid was complaining about his mother – in – law.  He said he couldn’t stand her and kept on ranting how she was responsible for  breaking up his marriage. Apparently the girl picked her mum over him.  Now that says a lot about him being the one for her but he didn’t get that at all and I was too absent minded to actually explain it to him.

“I so hate my mother in law…I wish she was dead!”

“What the fuck? Yo what’s up with your mother in law?”

He looked over to me and started talking about her.
“That whore is responsible for breaking me up and her daughter…I am just in love man…I am just a guy in love with her daughter.”

“Sorry to hear that man…”

“Yah…I would pay anyone to have her killed. Are you for hire?”

“Hehe…how much are we talking?”

Billy the Kid intervened asking the guy: “Hey do we have to shave our heads and tattoo the back of our heads like Hitman?”

But the guy was serious and continued the conversation with me. I was thinking “What the fuck? Is he serious? Does he think I am serious?”  And yes he did.

“So name your price man…”

“Well how about 1000 Euros?”, I said with a sarcastic tone.

“Really? 1k to take my troubles away?”

“Yah so how would I get there and if I kill her then will you drive me out of there?”

“Dude seriously you can keep the whole car if you do it.”

That’s great I thought but I don’t have a drivers license.

“So how about it? I can get you the cash right now…”

Well I had to disappoint him there. I have no intention of becoming a hitman for anyone or better yet: at all.

The city life keeps surprising me even if I have been away for so long.

A man from Sudan, dubbed by the media as the “Subway Jackoff”, was convicted to paying €451.

What happened was that the guy got horny and started to jackoff in the subway. He held a 13 year old boy close to him while he did that. He shot his cum all over the pants, backpack and shoes. Yuck!

Using the video of the surveillance camera the man was caught by the police. He denied allegations at first but admitted to his crime later. Apparently a few girls came standing too close to him and he got horny.  The man was arrested and the police found a concealed weapon as well.

It makes you wonder what kind of social life this man has. Jacking off in subways? Spoiling his spunk all over a 13 year old kid?  But that’s Belgium for you, I guess.

The Subway Jackoff