Posted by Gonzo on December 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I was part of a team that had the lowest conversion rate on sales. Funny thing though that I had the most sales of the team. I don’t know what mook put me on that team but I had nice colleagues. I love them all. Even though I don’t even know half their names. Who [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on December 7, 2009 · 1 Comment
One of my colleagues has trouble figuring out the computer system at work. She is old. In her 50s. Has a family and two kids. One of them is gay and the other just had a kid. Which was pretty cool actually. We called her Mother.
She needs help turning on her computer and logging in. [...]
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