Posted by Gonzo on July 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Going out in Arnhem last night was tonz of fun. Especially in springtime when many girls wear next to nothing. Yesterday we decided to sit outside and have a few beers. Lots of hot chicks walked by us and our eyes didn’t get much rest and seriously: Ignoring the kind of beauty passing us by [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on July 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Tonight was another fun time out in town. My uncle was supposed to perform, not on his girlfriend, but on stage. He is the guitarplayer in some band of his. I always go to see him perform for moral support and to see if he finally got groupies. Except for the singers in his band [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on March 14, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I was discussing fighting with some people yesterday. They had some very interesting opinions on fair fights. Apparently if you are in a fist fight it’s unmanly to take out a weapon. A weapon shows that you are not really a man when you are fighting. “So no chains either?” “No man, no nothing. Just [...]
Posted by Gonzo on March 7, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Ever wondered how come some guys just get the goodlooking women? I don’t know either. Is there some kind of trick or is it just because they got bigger dicks? But how do women spot these men with the bigger dicks? I think that evolution equipped some women with a “Bigger dickdar”. You see some [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on March 3, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I was reading the news today and found some bizarre news. A man from Sudan, dubbed by the media as the “Subway Jackoff”, was convicted to paying €451. What happened was that the guy got horny and started to jackoff in the subway. He held a 13 year old boy close to him while he [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on February 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Today I talked to an interesting lady. A Romanian girl. We talked about her breasts. The boobie convo went on for about 3 hours. She wondered if they were too big. Can they ever be too big , I asked. She told me she had trouble running. Was afraid that the boobs might slap her [...]
Posted by Gonzo on February 26, 2010 · Leave a Comment
So I was reading tweets today, just like I do every single day of the fucking week and my eye caught something on a tweet by Gawker.com. It said the following: GawkerDotCom: Should Colleges Ask Applicants If They’re Gay? [Getting Schooled] http://bit.ly/9MeH6J Again I’d like to emphasize that I am not gay. But I did [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on February 21, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Love and marriage… I am bored out of my fucking mind. I had 3 meetings in the last two days and all of them are productive. I managed to get an assignment in for webdesign. Which is not bad at all. The meetings went well yesterday and today too.I am supposed to rest but I [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on February 15, 2010 · Leave a Comment
One of my friends is gay. Yes a real homosexual. For those who never met one: No they don’t jump any guy they see. They are not walking hard ons and only try to fuck guys who they are attracted to. If the feelings of the other guy is mutual then goodluck to you both. [...]
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Posted by Gonzo on February 13, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Anyone else loving Twitter? I love twitter, I love to tweet and sometimes I tweet so much I sound like the Blackbird of the Beatles song. There are some funny Twitterers among us. Some people are just wicked cool! Some people are just funny. Unintentionally perhaps but who cares? Want your Head Shot, Model Photos, [...]
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