Come back and fight like a man!

I was discussing fighting with some people yesterday.  They had some very interesting opinions on fair fights. Apparently if you are in a fist fight it’s unmanly to take out a weapon. A weapon shows that you are not really a man when you are fighting.

“So no chains either?”

“No man, no nothing. Just fists and nothing else…”

“So what about guns?”

“You see, when you are in a fist fight, u try to knock the guy out with your bare hands. That proves that you are a man!”

“Hm ok sure but if I can get an advantage over the other guy by using a knife then why the fuck not?”

“That’s just low man…”

“Anyone for any weapons?”, I asked around.

Nobody dared to say yes.

I said to the guy that we should have a poll. Just ask random people what they think of it. He started to laugh and nodded. “Though I gotta say that my blatter is pretty full now.”

“Hm so if we were fighting right now then I should hit you somewhere around the blatter part. You’d piss your pants and by the time you ‘re done I’ll be long gone…”

He started to laugh and said that I was right.

There was a middle aged woman standing next to me during this whole conversation. Her husband was talking to the cops about whatever.  She mingled in the conversation and while the guy next to me was pumping his fist in the air I said to the woman:

“So the guy here next to me has something to ask you. It’s for a poll.”

“Oh really?”

“So go ahead, what did you want to ask the woman?’

“Uhhh…”, he was baffled over the fact that I would seriously just ask random people and before he had chance to un-Uhhh himself  I asked the woman the question.

“Well basically he wants to know if he can fistfuck you…”

“What??”, the guy replied. “No!! You faggot! That’s not what I wanted to ask at all!!”

“Oh well it’s not going down that hole. Not at all, not even ever..”

I looked at the guy and went: “Well you said fists only…she doesn’t want it. Want me to ask some more people?”

As I left the guy really didn’t want me to ask more people. I didn’t care, I went ahead and did it anyway.