Is she really going out with him?

Ever wondered how come some guys just get the goodlooking women? I don’t know either. Is there some kind of trick or is it just because they got bigger dicks? But how do women spot these men with the bigger dicks? I think that evolution equipped some women with a “Bigger dickdar”.

You see some ugly schmucks sometimes walking down the street with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and while you stare at them you just can’t help but wonder what you do wrong. Perfect sizes on all body parts.

Sometimes you just wanna smack the ugly guy around 30 or 40 times with a fucking sledgehammer.

What I like in particular is the look some of these guys give you. As in “STOP STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND” . Ofcourse I don’t stare and besides have you seen the way she looks at me.  And I can’t help it either if she looks at me that way. It’s the guy’s fault.If she looks at somebody else, with the guy on her arm, then is it my fault? All I did was smile.Geesh, talk about hypersenstive and insecure.

One of the funniest things I have ever seen was when I went out to restaurant. There was a girl, completely smashed and her boyfriend was trying to help her. But as he was trying he also tried to sex her up. The guy was pretty young. I think he was about 17 or maybe 18. And all the things he did, the girl was just repelled by the fact that he tried to court her. He tried to hold her in an intimate way. She pushed him away.

“You are doing it all wrong,” I said. “Can’t you read the body language of the girl? She doesn’t want to be held. She wants to sit and come to her senses.”

“Oh is that it, sir?”, he replied.

“Yes it is”, I said with a sense of deep amusement pouring through me. “Try not to hold her but let her do as she pleases and then follow her lead. By the way you really are overdoing it.”

“Ok..”

The girl almost fell down the floor, almost puked, ran to the toilet to spill some of that infamous proteine.

“If she’s really that drunk, you might as well go home and jack off. By the looks of it, you are not getting any at all tonight.”

Another thing that happened was when I was on vacations in Swiss. My hotel was close to the local Mcdonalds. My friend was at his house to get some rest after a busy day. It really was a busy day. We went to the Swiss Street Parade. 1 million people attended. It was amazing.

But I am off topic here.

My friend stayed home so I went out  on a recon mission and see what kind of people the Swiss really are. So what better place to start then the local McDonalds.

With an open mind and a curious curiousity I entered the restaurant. I spotted a girl who was there with her boyfriend. They were on a date (what guy takes a girl to McDonalds on a date anyway? Sounds cheap huh?). And I started to flirt with this girl and the girl took the bait. I was having fun.  She was having fun. But her boyfriend wasn’t having any fun at all.

“Hey you are here with me!!”,  he angrily said.

The girl replied:

“So what?”

I joined the convo taking the side of the girl.

“Yah, you got a problem or something, man?”

Ofcourse he didn’t have a problem with me, he said anyway. But if looks could kill there’s a man there who’s marked down as dead. Cause I’ve had my fill. Listen you, take your hands off her head I get so mean around this scene.