The Corrs as a running gag!

One of my friends is gay. Yes a real homosexual. For those who never met one: No they don’t jump any guy they see. They are not walking hard ons and only try to fuck guys who they are attracted to.  If the feelings of the other guy is mutual then goodluck to you both.

We met when I was recruiting writers for my website. We got on the phone to discuss business and he was quite nice. I am not into guys, I mean love the pussy. But we became good friends.

About a year ago he found someone to share his life with. I have never seen him happier. And yes, the world looks more colorful and the food tastes better. I was happy for him. He finally found someone.

A few weeks ago however he broke up. Infidelity was cited as a reason for the break up. Apparently his boyfriend couldn’t keep his hands off other guys. I am sorry to hear that, I had hoped for the best for the two of them. Well mainly for my friend ofcourse because I don’t know the other guy. I don’t really want to either. Just want to see my friend happy.

Today we engaged in conversation. It was a good one too.

I told him about my friend Dante. He and I have this running gag about The Corrs.  It’s usually like this:

“Hey man, would u fuck Jim Corr up the ass if you get to sleep with his three sisters (Andrea Corr, Sharon Corr, Caroline Corr) afterwards?  You’d have bang at least 3 times otherwise it doesn’t count.”

“Yuck, no way..”,  with a disgusted tone in Dante’s voice.

“Why not?  You get to sleep with THREE WOMEN at the same time man!! Orgies don’t come better than that.”

“Eww man, I wouldn’t fuck a guy up the ass.”

“Where is your pragma? Aren’t you the pragmatic one? 1 guy…after that THREE WOMEN!”

I told my gay friend about the conversation and he started to laugh.

But I asked him this:

“Would you sleep with three women just to get get to Jim Corr?”

“Haha!!”

“No seriously, would you?”

“No, I wouldn’t. I can still get dick without having to go through women!”

Funny huh, how you can turn things around like that.