Twitter – Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day
Anyone else loving Twitter? I love twitter, I love to tweet and sometimes I tweet so much I sound like the Blackbird of the Beatles song. There are some funny Twitterers among us. Some people are just wicked cool!
Some people are just funny. Unintentionally perhaps but who cares?
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I replied to that one asking if the people will still recognize me if I ever get to meet them in real life. The person however chose not to reply. I don’t know why either.
One guy, who seems really really cool by the way, Twittered that he doesn’t like Kentucky Fried Chicken? Hey, who does? It’s crap food. I replied to that one with this:
I only go to KFC when I need to use the bathroom or when I am in Indonesia. Otherwise I skip it.
And it’s true! How many people would skip KFC for a half decent meal? I bet lots of you out there would!
Here is another Twitter convo:
@BlogCritics Blackwater billed govt for prostitute http://bit.ly/bbbMjz But they didn’t shoot her! 6:46pm, Feb 11 from Web
gonzofear: @Blogcritics now shooting her would be a waste for those who still want to pay up for her
7:02pm, Feb 11 from HootSuite
Blogcritics: @gonzofear good point! But it IS Blackwater
Now I know fuck all about Blackwater but apparently they shot Iraqian civilians. Ofcourse that’s bad. But the worst part is that I visited that link. They had a prostitute on payroll and called it: “Morale welfare recreation”. That’s got to be to fanciest name for a hooker I have ever read. And how would that go in the office anyway? Can you imagine having the following conversation in the office with your superior?
“Hi Bob, I see you are under a lot of stress. Is everything ok?”
“Well boss, I am feeling stressed out over this project. And my wife at home wants to divorce me and our prenup says that she gets the house and kids and the car too!”
“Bob, I think you are up for some morale recreational welfare. I see our specialist has some time between 3.15 and 3.20. I’ll call her now to set up an appointment.”
Do you want to run the risk to get one of my replies to your Twitter then feel free to follow me @gonzofear!
