Major Psychotic Hatreds
Can I get there by candlelight…
You ever met people who start bitching at you the moment you meet them. This went on and on for months. Ofcourse you get back at them until somebody tells them: Actually he is quite nice. He doesn’t mean it so bad. He is just…..him. Ofcourse with this new insight a relationship , in some cases, will be...
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Soft and wet
Ever noticed how old people are weird just because they are old? They just seem so out of touch with what’s going on. Trends, language use and more of that jazz. The look on my face was similar to this one after she told me about squirtin' I was on my way to a job interview somewhere in Eindhoven. Quite...
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Now you do what they told you!
The Converter was one of my best friends at work. A great colleague to work with. People you only get to meet once in a lifetime. A great sense of humour and critical when needed. But he had a problem according to our employer. His dutch wasn’t good enough according to them. I looked around and listened to...
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Man on a mission
My former colleague is a Muslim. He is very dedicated to the Islam and on our way home, he would listen to the Quran on CD. I don’t understand fuck of it since it’s all in Somalian. He believes in it so much, that he thinks that his mission is to convert and enjoy and live the Muslim way. Fine by me,...
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The folly
The circus artist “You know, I wish there was some way I could keep this carton cup in my mouth, drink water and still talk on the phone with a client…”, she said whilst playing with the carton cup. “I can do that…”, I replied. “It’s easy too.” “How do you...
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Are you a mermaid or somethin’?
I banter like Spiderman I was part of a team that had the lowest conversion rate on sales. Funny thing though that I had the most sales of the team. I don’t know what mook put me on that team but I had nice colleagues. I love them all. Even though I don’t even know half their names. Who cares anyway?...
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